"When I was four years old they tried to test my I.Q. They showed me a picture of 3 oranges and a pear they said, which one is different? It does not belong.
They taught me different is wrong" ~Ani Defranco.
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards